I Named It This Cause YOLO

maxterbate:

maxterbate:

Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?

Free chocolate milk for everyone

i have just been informed on this

(via doesitmeanyouwantaslowdance)

ikea-4-life:

when i say i want to marry my favorite musician i don’t mean just bang i mean like

i want to be making pancakes on sunday morning and have him walk downstairs in plaid pajama pants with messy hair and have him kiss me on the nose

(Source: mardybeetlebum, via doesitmeanyouwantaslowdance)

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

(via doesitmeanyouwantaslowdance)

rolan-pard:

“every time you post something online the entire world sees it”

yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes

(via doesitmeanyouwantaslowdance)

laugh-addict:

Listening to music through new headphones after listening through old shitty ones

(Source: hip-hop-apotamus, via damnthatswhatshesaid)

88th:

I wish I could illegally download clothes

(via thisoneisforthefandoms)

When you walk into your class at the start of the year

sodamnrelatable:

 

Sometimes, when I close my eyes, I can’t see.

sodamnrelatable:

(Source: whattadeuce)

nooklet:

*guy looks in my direction* *he could be the one by hannah montana starts playing*

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