teencry:

i remember song lyrics from my favorite songs 5 years ago but i don’t remember what i learned in school yesterday

(via guy)

fabkebab:

if ur gonna be nice to me there is a 59382% chance im gonna like u

(Source: tightvaginas, via hi)

blumbitch:

When you’re with two other friends and they’re talking to each other and you’re just there like

image

(via guy)

cokeflow:

Should I wear all black or all black today

(via hi)

my mom said dinner was ready and i went downstairs and it wasnt even ready im sick of all the lies 

(Source: sidnugget, via guy)

one-after-nineonine:

i did a push up why am i still fat

(via guy)

hiddlestalker:

*AGGRESSIVELY STILL ISN’T FINISHED WITH HOMEWORK*

(Source: agentrodgers, via hi)

spagheteen:

i never run voluntarily so if u ever see me running you should start running too bc something is coming

(via guy)

burgrs:

what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 

(via hi)

ohyeselifresh:

my neck

my back

my pizza

and my snacks

(via ohyeselifresh)

bakrua:

*runs after garbage truck* WAIT!!!!! YOU FORGOT ME!!!!!

(Source: bakrua, via guy)